petparent:

poopflow:

do you ever feel like a plastic bag

No, I always feel like a Prada bag 

shalrath:

what doesnt kill you gives you exp points

chenyakumo:

hey so i know this is tumblr and we all have a lot of different opinions but

fuck wasps

tears-pain-and-gay:

coolman229:

Oh my gosh

I just realized

David TENnant

He played the TENth Doctor.

Matt SmELEVENith

He plays the ELEVENth Doctor.

It took me a very long time to realise Matt Smith doesn’t have the word eleven in it

angeldicks:

pants with fake pockets

harryflack:

remember when esteban was calling the dead but got put on hold

imthejesusofsuburbia:

the reason high school is so difficult is because ned never made a guide for anything past 8th grade

whiskey-memories:

bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

toadlyoko:

So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.